Donald Sutherland Does Simply Orange
That calm soothing voice you hear over the Simply Orange Juice commercials? It’s none other than the original Hawkeye Pierce, Donald Sutherland. He has been doing the OJ commercials since 2002!
I have never felt so comforted and excited from orange juice in my life. 
Image via Simply Orange
David Duchovny for Pedigree Dog food
YES! That is David Duchovny’s voice you are hearing in the Pedigree Dog Food commercials.
I am loving the liveliness in his voice and the personality he is bringing the dogs…
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Denis Leary does Ford
If you were growing up in the late 80s and 90s, anything that Denis Leary did is burned into your brain. His “No Cure For Cancer” was quoted EVERYWHERE by EVERYONE! He even had commercials for MTV (which believe it or not was still cool at the time) professing his lust for Cindy Crawford and Eskimo Pies! He also has a FANTASTIC TV show Rescue Me on now.
And all I can see during these Ford Truck commercials is Leary pacing back and ford pointing his finger sucking on a cigarette. Oh and that smirk he gives all of us when we just don’t get it.
ENJOY!
Tori Spelling’s new Book: Uncharted TerriTori
Tori Spelling is not one to sit around and expect money to drop from the sky. Tori is not only an actress, and reality TV star (Home Sweet Hollywood), but she is an accomplished nonfiction author, children’s author, children’s clothing designer, and jewelery designer. Did I miss anything?
Tori’s newest book, Uncharted TerriTori, won’t be out until June, but Simon and Schuster have a sneak peek on what to expect out of Tori’s 3rd book!
Tori comes clean about doing her time on jury duty, stalking herself on Twitter, discovering her former 90210 castmates’ “I Hate Tori” club, contracting swine flu, and contacting Farrah Fawcett from the dead. Like many mothers, she struggles to find balance (Stars, they’re just like us!)—only most women don’t have to battle it out with paparazzi at the grocery store. She talks openly about the darker side of life in the spotlight: media scrutiny over her weight and her marriage to Dean McDermott, her controversial relationship with Dean’s ex-wife, and her unfolding reconciliation with her mother.
Uhoh, the ex-wife! Dean’s ex has also been cashing in on Tori’s fame, writing a divorce book! Seems like Tori’s just a money machine, for herself and others!
Images via Amazon and quote via Simon&Schuster
Vintage Polariod: Hugh Laurie
Before he was “House” he was… doing commercials? Hugh Laurie plays the dweeb awfully well.
Melania Trump Turns Jewelry Designer
Model, and wife of Donald Trump, Melania Trump has one more title to add to her name; Jewelry designer. The Solvenia native is taking her AFFORDABLE ($30-200) line of sparklies to QVC!
“I’m proud to debut my collection of premium, affordable timepieces and jewelry and make it available to millions of women across the country. Now women everywhere can add a touch of luxury to their everyday lifestyle!” [via People]
I would think that being the wife of Donald Trump, Melania would have PLENTY of experience looking at, and enjoying lovely jewelry.
So, what inspired the new line?
[E]ach of her timepieces is inspired by streets in Melania’s favorite cities, including New York’s Fifth Avenue, Palm Beach’s Ocean Boulevard and Paris’s Champs-Elysees. “These are the cities that I call home, and I have been intricately involved in the creative process of every design,” says Melania who will unveil her QVC collection on April 30 at 9PM EST.
Images and Quotes via People
Who does the Amway voiceovers? Mike Rowe or John Tesh?
So, we’ve been watching these Amway commercials for a while now. Not that we run in from the other room when they come on, but I have seen them on the TV for a while now. How’s that.
I was CONVINCED that the voice overs were being done by Discovery Channel’s Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs. So I was shocked to hear that it may be John Tesh!
I don’t know how I feel about John Tesh and Mike Rowe sounding so similar. :-/
Jennifer Aniston’s Fragrance Lolavie!
Rumors have been swirling, and now it’s official, Jennifer Aniston has her own fragrance, Lolavie.
The actress/producer sat down with WWD [via People] and talked about why now for a fragrance.
“It’s been a year-and-a-half journey,” Aniston told WWD. “I’d been asked to do things before, and it never felt organic. But when Leon [Falic, president of the Falic Fashion Group] approached me to be involved with the process from inception to fruition, I thought, ‘This could be a creative expression.’” Aniston describes the end product, named Lolavie, as “a nonperfume perfume.”
A non-perfume perfume? No one will say just what notes that entails, but Aniston does her best to describe it.
“I want people to go, ‘What is that? You smell great!’ But most of all I wanted it to smell natural,” she says.
That sounds just like what we expected to hear from this Malibu Beach darling.
If you are in the UK, you can buy the perfume at Harrods for $47 starting in June but no word on when it will be released in the US.
Images by Fashionista Quotes via People
Holly Madison for MovieTickets.com! [video]
Former Girls Next Door member and current star of the Las Vegas show Peepshow, Holly Madison has landed yet another gig. Madison is the new spokeswoman for MovieTickets.com!
During the ad, she tells us of her hectic life, starring in Peepshow, filming her reality show,and well, just her fabulous self all at the same time. I wonder if those were Holly Madison knee socks she was wearing?
You can even see more behind the scenes shots at MovieTickets.com!
Images from MovieTickets.com
